[vilekasen]

THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

[obsidiancreates]

Unus Annus has been just… nice.

The year was weird, and crazy, in a bad way.

Unus Annus was weird, and crazy, in a good way.

It provided laughs, and something to look forward to. Not just in videos, but in community. As much as I enjoyed the videos themselves, I think I enjoyed coming to Tumblr and seeing all the posts about them just as much, maybe even more.

I love the art, I love the headcanons, I love the memes, I love everything about it, and what it created. 

The dynamic Mark and Ethan have is unique, and wonderful. The editors took that dynamic to a whole new level, with how they edited all of it, and they added their own amazing personalities into it as well. 

The community. God, what can I even say about the community? Funny, heartfelt, creative as hell…

My brother and I have over the past few months developed a habit of “Hey, did you watch today’s video? What did you think?” It’s been a bonding thing, and it’s been wonderful.

It’s all been wonderful.

And even though I hate change, and impermanence, and the idea of things going away forever… I don’t regret a moment.

I don’t regret a single moment of loving this channel. It’s all been worth it.

Memento Mori, my friends, memento mori.

I’ve enjoyed our Unus Annus together.

[thief-anon]

👀 going out with a bang ey

[markired]

unus annus, laid to rest

[ironwoman359]

How it started vs. How it’s going

[tonystarkstan]

GEORGIA VOTERS, LISTEN TO ME.

Over 1,500 ballots in GA have been rejected and we are SO CLOSE to turning the state blue—every vote counts. If you did a mail-in or absentee ballot, go check that it was counted. If it’s been rejected, you can call the GA Voter Protection Hotline at 1-888-730-5816.

Right now, every single vote counts. Check on your ballot and make sure it was accepted.

[feminismandmedia]

We are less than 4,000 votes away from flipping Georgia blue. CHECK YOUR BALLOTS

[feminismandmedia]

Trump is now leading by only 2,497 votes. 2,497.

Check your ballots. Your vote matters.

[spirallightofvenus]

Now the lead is down to 1,902 votes, as of 10pm Eastern Time. Check your ballots!

[venyachristine]

1,797 at 10:12 PM

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

ok but my favorite thing about tiktok is getting to judge people’s apartments

[the-spiral-sun]

so,,, you assume they have money to decorate?

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

holy shit i’m not complaining about people who can’t afford furniture and throw blankets, everyone is broke right now. this is me specifically complaining about minimalism as a mindset. teenagers in the early 2000s were broke and we still knew to use:

• cheap fandom posters from walmart or whatever
• shit we (or our friends) doodled, taped to the fucking wall
  
• literal pages torn out of magazines, like i said in my tags
• corkboard & collages & random photos we liked
• decals & stickers, glow-in-the-dark stars, $7 fairy lights
  
• blankets/tapestries/scarves nailed to the wall (this is iffy bc cultural appropriation, but some of the designs were chill)
  
• “art prints” aka illustrated pages cut out from books (i defaced a few library books in my time for this purpose, sorry)
  
• tiny fucking cacti with those stupid straw flowers glued on
• photos of your favorite boy band printed off the school printer, i literally don’t care
  
• vinyl records. we literally taped our parents old records to the wall. anything to avoid blank space.
• hats. we got nail/adhesive clips and used our walls as a fucking hat rack. we should NOT have been wearing that many fedoras but damn they made nice decor

i don’t care if it looks cheap or whatever, add some COLOR to your space. the minimalist aesthetic of the 2010s has fucking infected us to the point if we can’t afford fancy shit, we just leave space empty, rather than heaven forbid fill it with affordable fun stuff we like.

21st century decorating is basically 19th cent British cuisine–once the lower classes could afford spices (aka the culinary equivalent of color & razzmatazz), the upper/middle classes stopped using them. better be bland and tasteless than be *shudders* accessible to the masses.

minimalism is fucking boring. TAPE STUFF TO WALLS AGAIN 

[lesbiangiratina]

IS THAT WHAT WAS IN THE POUCH THIS WHOLE TIME? HAIR DYE REMOVER?? HE’S JUST BEEN WAITING FOR HIS OPPORTUNITY TO BE A DRAMATIC BITCH???

[30-minute-memes]

I see his robot as an absolute win

[hiptat]

just me, her, (the aliens) and the moon

[voyagevisuelle]

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

[serionsly]

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

[coolstoryrob]

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

[bestrooftalkever]

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

[zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp]

I’m fucking done with this site

[vikinglibertarian]

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

[deltadragoon]

[neener-nina]

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

[rnother-hen]

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

[bidfox]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

[memeseverdie]

Nothing will ever be better than the last one

[theinfiknight]

HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ

[ask-link-the-hylian-champion]

That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-

[locatescape]

[mandatalks]

Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.

[naamahdarling]

Wow. That explains…a lot, actually.

[needthisbook]

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

[sh8-bit-angora]

this literally makes me so happy

[daechwitas]

let me be very clear that if you voted for donald trump or support him in any capacity you are not welcome here. my blog is not the place for you and i do not want you interacting with me. 

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Seeing the Ray-bans invites from abandoned blogs I used to follow is like being in a zombie movie, confronted with the shambling reanimated corpse of a loved one as you load your shotgun whispering, "not like this. Not like this."